Tuesday, April 7, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

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Local Man Trains Alligators to Defend Neighborhood Against Door-to-Door Salesmen

Jerry Holcomb has successfully created a "gator perimeter" around his property, strategically positioning five trained alligators to intercept unwanted solicitors. Local law enforcement is "monitoring the situation" while secretly impressed by his unorthodox security system.