Tuesday, April 7, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Florida Woman Uses Trained Raccoons to Conduct Neighborhood Surveillance Operation

Linda Kropotkin, 62, was caught using a network of strategically positioned raccoons to monitor her homeowners association's maintenance activities. When confronted, she claimed the raccoons were "unpaid independent contractors" with specialized urban reconnaissance skills.