Florida Man Ratboy Rick Extracts Spanish Colonial Relic From Swamp, Black Market Price $2,469
Ratboy Rick Martinez cornered the market on "emergency iguana removal" in southwest Sunshine Shoals, charging wealthy homeowners $2,469 to chase away reptiles that were either plastic decorations or completely harmless. His uniform, consisting of khaki shorts and a shirt with numerous unnecessary pockets, lent him an air of zoological authority.