Tuesday, April 7, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Smugglers Call Florida Man Lucky Lenny's Bluff, Turns Out There Are More Of Them

Lucky Lenny, a two-bit hustler, decided to sell "authentic" swamp tours in a kiddie pool filled with green dye and plastic alligators. Rival Florida Man!: A real alligator, mistaking the plastic ones for a buffet, crashed the party, terrorizing the tourists and turning the kiddie pool into a genuine, albeit miniature, version of the Everglades.