Tuesday, April 7, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Florida Man Condo Carl Intercepts Midnight Delivery With Fake Coordinates, Worth $1,473

Condo Carl Rodriguez discovered that his job as a valet parking attendant at the Pelican Pines Country Club provided the perfect cover for redistributing golf club memberships. He'd quietly copy member key cards during shifts, then sell duplicates to local retirees desperate for unlimited access to the greens without paying full price. By summer's end, Rodriguez had netted $1,473 and created an underground golf membership black market that would make a timeshare salesman blush.